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Big Whittler

March 20th, 2005 admin

will you be there for the big fight?

On behalf of the Church of Bipolar Opposition I have nominated infamous German pot botherer and whittler of mud Tyler Durden to do 9 rounds of pugilistic battle with the evil Julian to secure the freedom of Princess Freestar that she may run free through the wooded glade and release he inner rabid squirrel.

wow. fight club tyler durden?

wait a minute…ur talking about me. i just realized that. ok then tell me when & where and im there. princess freestarr is a narcissistic, bipolar, rapid cycling, weed smoking, sleeze bag of a lawyer. cut throat is her game. dont let her charm fool u. she’ll bite ur gonads off and serve them to u on a platter. she’s brutal and fierce. a medusa! and she isnt all that pretty in the morning but if u wanna fight, im there. tell me when and where

#6 Devin Whittler 09 Beast mode


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