Melon Knife
Please help! I am entertaining guests for a breakfast party!?
I was buttering some toast in the kitchen, but I wanted to soften it first so i could spread it, and so I put it in the microwave… but I put it on a plate, and it melted, now there’s butter all over the microwave, and when i grabbed it, i burned myself and the knife fell down the sink drain, and when i slipped some of the melon landed on the turkey sausages i haven’t cooked yet, and when i tried to get it off, i ruined them, because i ran to the bathroom to get some ointment for the burn, and the sausages fell in the toilet, and then i got the ointment all over the eggs and the toast, and i’m covered with sauces and turkey and butter! Also I think something burned but I cant tell what… What do I DO?
First of all, turn everything OFF! then just throw everything, the food, the pans, the ointment, (including yourself) into the pool, flail your arms and legs around for 15 minutes, get out, leave everything else in the pool for the poolman to clean up, and start over. This time, be sure to change into your boxers before you start cooking again, not that silly jaguar thong swimsuit…. come on dude….
Kuhn Rikon Melon Knife
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