Timer Desert
What is YOUR zombie plan?
Lest say an outbreak occurs. What is your plan?
My plan does not include surviving. More like a “Last Stand” deal. I will strap a nuclear bomb to my waste. Sawed off shotgun holstered on my leg. A double Barrel pump shotgun for primary use. Two desert eagles by my hips. Shoot as many of those dumb f’ks in the heads as my timer counts from 3:00.00.
At the first signs of a zombie outbreak, I would pack some clothes, old rags, a first aid kit, my multi-tool knife (and a few kitchen knives), a hammer, a collapsible shovel, lighters/lighter fluid, a crowbar, some toiletries, some non-perishable food, water bottles and any other (fairly small) tools I have that I might need later (I have a large rucksack for camping that this stuff can fit into). I would then head (with my family or a few friends, or alone, depending on who’s closer to me at the time) into the woods, away from where people (and zombies) are. I could set up traps in case zombies get out that far (and maybe put up signs for humans to read so they don’t fall into the traps and die) wherever is convenient, and cut through most thick vegetation. There are also wild berries that grow in the woods near my house, so I could eat some of those for a little while (but not depend on them solely). I would wait until the first wave of infection/slaughter had passed (there will be a lull eventually), then head into town to see if there’s anything that hasn’t been looted/destroyed, to replenish my supplies as needed, and possibly for a place to hide out temporarily.
That doesn’t explain everything I would do, and is likely to change at any time, but the main idea is to stay mobile and not set too much of a plan into stone. The less you need to rely on, the less likely you are to get screwed.
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